2011/11/16

¡LEAKED IMAGE!

Dammit! Dammit! DAMMIT! Fun Fact: If you spell "Dammit" without an "N" it isn't a swear. The more you know...

I should have seen this coming. There is a leaked image of me on the internet. I might as well come clean and explain myself here...

Until now, this is as close as anybody got to seeing my face on the internet:



That is from the Aura Changer Trailer and Review that I made in late 2007. I swore to myself that my face would be like Fort Knox. It is full of gold afterall...

So here we are four years later. I get a mysterious email containing a link to a photo of me and a demand that I send my Dragon Buckler, which is the supreme ruler of all Tokusatsu toys NOT, and a case of Toblerone to a P.O. Box. Before I can call my brother and tell him to get a life, I get another email that says "P.S. This is NOT your handsome brother". I'd say I pissed my pants, but that isn't manly. I excreted fear from my genitals. That's better.

So instead of ordering a case of crappy chocolate and parting with my favorite toy ever NOT, I decided to post an official version of the picture myself...

So here it goes...

Photobucket^^^CLICK FOR MORE^^^

The story: It was Halloween in the year...umm... XXXX. I was dressed as Brodie from the hit movie "Mallrats". Being the shutterbug I am, I posed for a picture without any proding from the Ukrainian maid...

Damn.

So first you saw my chin. Then you heard me go "Pssst!" to a confused married lady. Now you've seen a little bit of my nose. My whole world is unraveling...

I'll be in my mountain retreat if you need me.

-CC

P.S. As of right now, my hiding in the mountains should not tamper with my December release schedule.

2011/11/10

Goggle Five-Go-Go + December Schedule!!!

I'm back for another round of...complaining! That's right, I have a chip on my shoulder about something once again...

Most people out there know the theme song from Dai Sentai Goggle Five. It's tolerable, but definitely the worst Sentai theme song of the 80s. I covered this previously in my list of best Sentai theme songs, so check that out if you want to know why I don't get along with this song.

What I didn't mention previously is how much of a mess this song is. If you listen to the beginning, there is a little synth bit at the intro--before the main song kicks in. The trouble is, it doesn't match the synth at the outro of the song. For reference...here is the original:



Being the intense Sentai Music fan that I am, I own the Dai Sentai Goggle Five Complete Song Collection. On it, there is an alternate version of the song which goes something like this...



Did you hear it? The intro matches the outro in the Alternate version! The trouble is, they also tacked on that awfully recorded "Goggle Five-Go-Go" bit. This is where the SUPER intense Sentai Music fan in me comes alive. I made a version of the song that makes sense. This is the version that resides on my mp3 player and this is the version that I start my Goggle Five playlist with. Here is...the CCLemon99 Version of the Goggle Five theme.



If you think i'm crazy in this post--fine. This is just something that has bugged me for a long time leading me to take action into my own hands a few years back by creating my version. It just sounds whole, doesn't it???

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The TENTATIVE December video schedule...

I am still working on the order that I want to put the remainder of my November videos. Keep your eyes glued to my channel for that. This is what can be expected in the month of December...

04.December.2011: Ranger Key Set 06
11.December.2011: Ranger Key Set 07
18.December.2011: Ranger Key Set 08
25.December.2011: Ranger Key Set SP
01.January.2012:Gokai Treasure Box

The last two videos are locked-on to those dates. It's gonna be an SP Christmas and a...Boxy New Year wha? so yeah. Ranger Key Sets 06~08 really depend on how the weather cooperates between now and then. If they don't happen on those dates, expect them to carry over into a January theme month instead with Set 06 airing a week after the Box video. Excited!? I...um...am!

So that's that for now. I have some more stuff to write about so come back to my blog soon. In the meantime, hit me up on my Youtube Channel you know, the place that probably sent you to this blog or on Twitter.

See ya next time~

-CC

2011/10/24

Shotaro Ishinomori Created Twitter

That's right. He created Kamen Rider, Kikaider, Super Sentai, Twitter, and the list goes on...

Want proof? Fine. First I need to explain.

In 1974 Ganbare!! Robocon hit the airwaves. You may or may not of heard of the show, but you should definitely know it for historical sake. Kamen Rider had 98 episodes, Himitsu Sentai Gorenger had 84 episodes... Ganbare!! Robocon had a whopping 114 episodes. It's pretty sad that I know these numbers without looking them up.

Success leads to rebirth. Super Sentai went on. Kamen Rider has gone in and out of consciousness. It's natural that Robocon was given another shot. In 1999 a new Robocon series aired called Moero!! Robocon. If you've ever seen the show... You might have seen the following image during the second opening sequence... You ready for that proof now?




...you sure...?





...set sails for fail...



That's right! Robocon is carrying the all-too-familiar Failwhale of Twitter fame! Look at the original!



Clearly i'm on to something here!



-CC


P.S. Yeah, I know that Moero!! Robocon was released posthumously.


P.P.S. Isn't it funny how this show was pretty much a stopgap for Toei between Metal Heroes (1982~1998) and 平成Kamen Rider (2000~ )?

2011/10/04

It's been awhile. How about some content?

September was a busy month for me. I managed to finish out a nine week stretch of videos...two whole theme months! I also had quite a lot to do with work and real life stuff. So how about another round of housekeeping?

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I don't want to jinx anything, but I have something HUGE coming. Actually, a bunch of huge additions to my collection. This haul is made possible by Kingranger NOT the TV-Nihon guy. If you haven't seen his incredible customization/fabrication work...you're dead to me need to check out his Youtube Channel and also my video on the fantastic Fire Wolzaphone that he created for me...box included! If you're on the loathed forum circuit chances are you've also seen his work on Rangerboard. He truly lives up to the Kingranger name (that other guy...doesn't come close).

More details soon...

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I do have some car reviews on the horizon. I was tempted to put up my Honda NSX video this weekend, but decided to hold on to it for a little while. I might want to tweak the music and tighten some editing. It looks good, but not quite at the level I want it to be.

I also have some other cars I want to have reviewed by year's end. It's looking like only two more car reviews will be done in 2011, though. Maybe we'll get another Ferrari video for Christmas... Batmobile in 2012...?

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Gokaiger...the series that I can't seem to escape. I am in the process of writing a blog about the series, but I can't quite seem the words to adequatly sum everything up. It'll happen soon. In the meantime, I have a grand total of five toys coming my way for the series. In addition to a ton of Gashapons that I haven't put together yet (I have sets 1-4 and see no reason to stop getting them). Here are the toys I have...

-DX Treanger Box w/Ninjared Key
-Ranger Key SP Set
-Ranger Key Set 06 (Go-onger)
-Ranger Key Set 07 (Shinkenger)
-Ranger Key Set 08 (Goseiger)

Videos for all? I might. This would lead to another full month of Gokaiger videos (November?). Who knows on RK Sets 06~08, but I will DEFINITELY be doing videos for the SP Set and Treasure Box. I have some tricks up my sleeve for the Treasure Box video. The SP Set...i'm still working the logistics out on (It's gonna be a long video).

Stay tuned for that~!

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New review series...?

Sure, I plan on making atleast one video on one of my favorite parts of my collection...my near-complete 8cm/3inch CD Single collection!

I currently have every 8cm/3" CD released by Nippon Columbia for Sentai, Metal Heroes, and Kamen Rider except for one. The one i'm missing is the Kamen Rider no uta 99/Mahou Suka Sally no uta 99 single from 1989. It's super-rare, but not all that interesting IMO. KR no uta 99 and it's karaoke version are included on the Kamen Rider BLACK RX Complete Song. It's a song about...multiplication tables. If you want to learn your multiplication tables in Japanese and hear what Ichiro Mizuki sounds like when he's out of breath then check it out. Very little to do with Rider, though.

There are also two CD Singles put out Nippon Columbia's crappy mini label called Forte Music that I can't seem to track down. I'm missing the Blue SWAT single (I have the Janperson and B-Fighter ones that Forte put out) as well as the single for Yugon Jikko Sisters Shushutorian...Grrr...

Anyway...

I've reached a level of super-nerd that I feel a video needs to be made. I made a post months back about how I collect CDs and that the music in my videos comes from said CDs...well I think I need to put my money where my mouth is.

I haven't quite figured out how I will be doing it, but I will be making a video of all of my Nippon Columbia CD Singles starting from Kidou Keiji Jiban (February 1989) all the way to the last of the Kamen Rider Kuuga Singles (October 2000).

...stay tuned!

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In other review news, I will be featuring some weapons coming up. I will try to throw some figures and Changers into the mix as well. There is always something to look forward to on my channel~!

I'll be sure to write more, I promise!

-CC

2011/09/03

Theme month two: Gokaiger Catch-up

So now that my five-week ACTION WORKS reviews is in the over, it is time to play some catch up with Gokaiger releases. In the month of September you can expect to see...

04.September - Gokai Cellular Part 1
11.September - Gokai Cellular Part 2
18.September - Ranger Key Set 04
25.September - Ranger Key Set 05

I wanted to make the Gokai Cellular into a singular review, but it just wasn't working out. Oh well.

Is this it for me and Gokaiger? Nope. There are two future items that I have secured and plan on reviewing...

-Ranger Key SP Set
-Gokai Treanger Box

The Ranger Key SP set comes with the remaining DX Red Ranger Keys and the Treasure Box comes with the Ninja Red that isn't included in the SP set--or any other previous set for that matter.

Anyway, that is my brief update. October will have some fun videos.

I will be back soon with a report card blog on Gokaiger now that more than half of the series has aired... I have a lot to say...

See ya!

-CC

2011/08/22

How do YOU pronounce CCLemon99?

I was thinking about this earlier in the day... I'd kill to shut my brain off for five minutes sometimes. How do you think the "99" in CCLemon99 is/should be said?

Is it "Ninety-Nine"?
Is it "Nine-Nine"?
Is it "Kyu-Kyu"?

If I get a shout out on video, people tend to refer to me as just "CC Lemon", so maybe I'm on to something here...

So how do you say my name?

If you have a Google/Youtube/Gmail/Blogger account, you should be able to comment here. If not, hit me up on twitter @CCLemon99.

Short & Sweet. I'm out. Bye.

2011/08/07

I will not make a list. I will not make a list. I will not make a list.

I realize that I have typed up two list posts pretty close together. I'd apologize, but people seem to enjoy this. Meh. I feel bad for the lack of genuine content, though.

Here is what has been going on recently...

When I make a video and it goes seemlessly, I am in heaven. I've been doing this for over four years now and still get a great feeling when I export a video that is, in my opinion, as good as it can be. I really get a kick out of making videos of toys for the enjoyment of fans and myself alike. This has, and will forever be the reason I make videos.

The problem is obstacles.

Youtube makes it difficult to upload the videos that I really want to upload with their "brilliant" updates. I really think that being the only game in town [face it, they are] they have no time to properly test or even think their updates through. It used to be "Hmm. That's new." but now it's "What now?". This may be an old complaint, but the whole "random thumbnail" bullshit is a drain on my time and disk space as well as bandwidth for Youtube. Lose-Lose situation. It always feels like it gets less and less user friendly in each iteration.

Another problem I seem to be having is energy. I have officially fallen into a slump. I hate Gokaiger. With a passion. Going back and reading my entry where I seemed to be full of optimism stings a bit. I wanted to show to pan out. It's almost at the midway point, and i'm very slowly getting back to speed. It's a very hard watch for me now. Zangyack is a virtually threatless enemy, Basco is a dick with a perm, and Gai is a retarded man-child who somehow escaped from his beaten-down-single-mother's leash [his father, ofcourse, died in a mine collapse]. BTW, I say that based on nothing...but it might as well be his official back story considering they haven't given him one opting, rather, to turn the "annoying" dial up to eleven to make up for it. Hell, maybe I need to make an update blog on Gokaiger...in time.

Anyway...

My point is this: When the shows start to suck this bad, I lose interest. It pains me to say this, but Gokaiger is the tipping point. It's especially bad with this one since you want to tune in to see how the old shows are incorporated. If I lose interest like this, it's a chore to make reviews. Not just for the current show--all reviews. I have been biding my time with the monthly car review, but anything beyond that is difficult. Like the Gokai Cellular. I've had it for quite some time now and don't want to review the thing. I don't want to look at it. It's still in the shipping box it arrived in. You don't want me to review something I don't want to review. It won't go well. Infact, let me break it down...

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Youtube people: Review the Tensouder/Mobirates/whatever already! It's been out for seven hours and i've seen twelve reviews on it!

Me: I need a song, and I need to be in the mood or the review will suck.

*Upload the review*

Youtube people: WTF! What do you mean two stars!? You're biased!

Me: Hey. Who wanted me to review this toy? Wasn't me, so why are you pissed that I didn't like it?

Youtube people: You're so rude! No wonder nobody likes you! When are you reviewing Leon Cellular/Gokai Cellular/whatever?

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I have that kind of exchange to look forward to everytime I upload a review of the newest toy. Demotivational much?

I truly, truly, truly appreciate anybody who takes the time out of their day to watch one of my videos. It's a nice feeling knowing that any given moment several people are watching my videos. My latest insight stats have me very close to breaking the 50,000 views/day barrier on my strong days with the lightest being about 38,000/day. Almost 2,000 views an hour. Amazing. I love the feeling that I can turn a toy, the backside of a large poster, sunlight, a five year old camera, and my laptop into something people really enjoy watching.

It pains me when the same people rail against me constantly. Or they make demands. Or they make requests. Or they can't be bothered to do some searching on their own. As someone who is tettering on the brink of losing complete interest in making videos, you're lucky to get anything, bitches. Let me do my thing and i'll ride out my lack of interest and find a groove that I can lock into.

That being said, I really had fun making the Uchuu Keiji Action Works figure reviews. I took a lot of the pictures months ago and never did anything with them. I recently did some pick-up shots and am finally in the middle of uploading them. It's a good way to get back into the swing of things by finally getting to do something I want to do. It's therapy for me, and content for those who seek it. This time...it's a Win-Win.

Enjoy the Sharivan review. I'm pretty sure Shaider will be next week. After that, I have two more videos to close out the Action Work Uchuu Keiji videos. The first is Saibarian, Gavan's motorbike. The second is a mail-away exclusive set that is too awesome to explain now. All I will say is... You'll see~!

So long for now. Take care.

-CC