¡LEAKED IMAGE!

Dammit! Dammit! DAMMIT! Fun Fact: If you spell "Dammit" without an "N" it isn't a swear. The more you know...

I should have seen this coming. There is a leaked image of me on the internet. I might as well come clean and explain myself here...

Until now, this is as close as anybody got to seeing my face on the internet:



That is from the Aura Changer Trailer and Review that I made in late 2007. I swore to myself that my face would be like Fort Knox. It is full of gold afterall...

So here we are four years later. I get a mysterious email containing a link to a photo of me and a demand that I send my Dragon Buckler, which is the supreme ruler of all Tokusatsu toys NOT, and a case of Toblerone to a P.O. Box. Before I can call my brother and tell him to get a life, I get another email that says "P.S. This is NOT your handsome brother". I'd say I pissed my pants, but that isn't manly. I excreted fear from my genitals. That's better.

So instead of ordering a case of crappy chocolate and parting with my favorite toy ever NOT, I decided to post an official version of the picture myself...

So here it goes...

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The story: It was Halloween in the year...umm... XXXX. I was dressed as Brodie from the hit movie "Mallrats". Being the shutterbug I am, I posed for a picture without any proding from the Ukrainian maid...

Damn.

So first you saw my chin. Then you heard me go "Pssst!" to a confused married lady. Now you've seen a little bit of my nose. My whole world is unraveling...

I'll be in my mountain retreat if you need me.

-CC

P.S. As of right now, my hiding in the mountains should not tamper with my December release schedule.