2017/07/09

Akina Nakamori Singles Box 1982-1991 [PART 1]


Welcome to something a little bit different. This time around I will be talking about a singer near and dear to my heart: Akina Nakamori. If you're a regular reader of my site you might be wondering why in the world I am leading you down this this path. I mean, are you really that surprised? I write about music, I listen to a lot of music, and I listen to Nakamori daily. I tweet about her stuff on occasion, but I kinda wish I just have a ton of thoughts rattling in my brain that I'd like to share.

I should probably summarize briefly. Akina Nakamori is widely considered to have one of the best voices in JPOP. She is one of the few artists to absolutely dominate JPOP in the 1980s. Of the twenty eight singles I'll be talking about in this two-parter, twenty two of them reached #1. Twenty seven out of the twenty eight peaked within the top five. I find a lot of her songs refreshing as they are largely devoid of the upbeat and chippy/corny side of love. Some of her songs are outright grim. That said, her style was far from just mopey ballads. There are those, but really there is something for everyone in this set in particular.


This boxed set is a 28-Disc celebration of her work while signed to Warner-Pioneer Music Group (now Warner Music Japan) between her 1982 debut until her 1991 departure for an acting career. The CDs are in special cardboard sleeves that are housed in recreations of the original 45 (7") artwork. There are some odd exceptions. Japan abruptly abandoned Vinyl by 1990, so the final three singles in this set actually never had a 45. Neither did 1986's Nonfiction Ecstacy, which was a cassette-only single. 1985's Akai tori nigeta/Babylon was originally released as a 12" single and this set actually includes two different sleeves for it. A booklet is also included as well as two sheets of magnets. The entire package is impressive and heavy enough to crush a frozen turkey. If you were lucky enough to get this back in 2014 it would have set you back ¥24,000.

Sleeve, Tray, and CD.

The CDs are structured largely the same. 1. A-Side 2. B-Side 3. A-Side (Live Version) 4. A-Side (Karaoke Version) 5. B-Side (Karaoke Version). Going forward with this post, I will only point out the exceptions to this format. I don't have a whole lot to say about the Live versions other than they were sourced from other commercially available recordings from her Warner days. This is the definitive set if you love Karaoke versions of songs, however. Prior to this set, the only place to find Karaoke versions of these songs was on a very rare Karaoke-version of her YOUR SELECTION compilation from 1993. While that CD was great to have, it only had seventeen tracks. It was nice to replace that with something nearly complete.

With out that out of the way, I think the only thing left is for me to share my thoughts and for you to enjoy some photos of this beautifully put together Box Set.


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01. Slow Motion c/w Joken Hansha
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1982.05.01

We all have to start somewhere, eh? Whenever I discover a new artist the first thing I usually like to go back and check out their debut single. This isn't really something I've had the luxury of doing with Nakamori as, well, her music has been in my life for a very long time. If I were to do this with Slow Motion I probably would have picked up two things. 1. It's a solid and incredibly well-done song. 2. While her voice was very different on her early work, it didn't take long for her to shake whatever nerves were holding her back.

Slow Motion is such a solid song. I imagine it can be both a curse and a blessing to debut with a song that would be a mainstay of your career. This song is 35 years old...and I can't imagine there was a single concert where this song didn't make an appearance. A lot of the early 80s JPOP seemed to originate from Los Angeles. This is no exception. I really don't think this song would have had the same complexity had it been recorded in Japan. There is a certain dreaminess too the instrumentals that kinda bring me to the beach every time I hear it.


Joken Hansha is the coupled song on this single. It's pretty standard, but another great song. Maybe it isn't the greatest match for Slow Motion, but I can't think of another song from her debut album, Prologue, that would fit the bill better. Yeah, this isn't really that much of a B-Side since both songs originated from the album.

All this, and the single only peaked at #30.

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02. Shojo A c/w Yume Handan
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1982.07.28

While Slow Motion could be considered the soft debut of Nakamori, Shojo A is the song that catapulted her to stardom. Considering how little time passed between Slow Motion and Shojo A, it's kind of bizarre how different it is. Nakamori's voice is much, much deeper. This is basically what she would sound like from here on out (well, you also have to factor in time+smoking). To be perfectly honest, though, I'm not in love with this song. It's certainly a very good song...but it's just a little too gimmicky for me. This single peaked at #5, but I think the controversial lyrics helped give this song a bit of a bump (as this type of thing tends to do). Listening to this song is a lot like riding in a boat through waves. Does that make sense? There are peaks and valleys everywhere and the lyrics are shot out in long strings.

Yume Handan is pretty good, but largely forgettable. It complements Shojo A nicely, but is just kinda there. It is kind of funny that the lyrics are so jerky in this song versus the slick flow of Shojo A. These two songs make for a very good single.

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03. Second Love c/w Kagamino nakano J
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1982.11.10

Just like that, Akina Nakamori has her first in what will be a long line of #1 singles. Second Love is a slow ballad...and a very good one at that. I'm normally not a fan of ballads, but this one kinda captives me. Make a song a ballad and usually it turns a four minute song into ten for me. I don't get that here. It's a very quick song and very well produced. The vocals seem to peak-out at times, but otherwise this is fantastic.

Kagamino nakano J... I love the hell out of this song. In a perfect world this would have no only been it's own single, but also a Japanese dub theme song of a 007 film. I hate to say it, but I really prefer this song over the title track of this single. It's just so off the wall. "Ohhhh J Boy". Hahaha. Really...try to give this one a listen.

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04. 1/2 no shinwa c/w Nukumori
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1983.02.23

1/2 no shinwa really feels like the direct sequel to Shojo A. This song takes zero time to get into the meat of it and really never lets go. I love the frantic energy, but this song could have used a little bit more polishing. That said...it's a great song. Who doesn't love high-energy tracks like this?


Nukumori almost feels like it should be from the 90s. It's a strange jazz-orchestral hybrid that was way ahead of it's time...but almost perfectly of it's time at the same time. It might be the polar opposite of 1/2 no shinwa, but it serves as a nice let down to round out the track.

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05. Twilight -Yuuguri Dayori- c/w Drive
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1983.06.01

Twilight. This song...eh. The chorus just drones a little bit too much for me. The rest of the song sounds great, but the chorus is just a little bit too much. The music doesn't leave a whole lot of room for emotion...which kinda leaves the vocals hanging with a tinge of disinterest.

Drive is easily the better song of the single for me. It's a perfect slow jam. It makes great use of the fading orchestral opulence in JPOP by 1983.

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06. Kinku c/w Ame no Requiem
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1983.09.07

Kinku is such a weird song. The instrumentals sound a little bare relying mostly on the synthesizer with some guitar and string licks. The vocals greatly outweigh the music, but in a strange way...it all kinda works. I don't think I cared too much for this song in the past but I've definitely come around on it in the past few years.

Ame no Requiem is another soft ballad. The thing I like about this one was done with a lot more emotion than what was found on a lot of the earlier ballads.

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07. Kita Wing c/w Namidano Katachino Earring c/w Refrain
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1984.01.01

A three-piece set!

Kita Wing is the titular track to this single. Of her early singles, Kita Wing has to the be one of the ear-wormiest of them all. "Love is a mystery". I really enjoy this one even if it's a little basic.

Namidano Katachino Earring sounds like a lot of other songs. Specifically... September by Mariya Takeuchi (a song that is pure sugar to me). I'm very capable of looking past the similarity and give this song a thumbs up. I mean...even if it wasn't intentional, when it sounds similar to an already great song...how could it be bad?


Refrain is the alternate B-Side. Actually, the title isn't so much Refrain as it is written Ri-Fu-Ra-I-Ne. Let's just call it Refrain, though. As far as I can work out, the whole idea behind there being a second release of the Kita Wing single with Refrain as the B-Side was that they were trying to best 600,000 units sold. Warner managed to do so, but...the entire thing is a little shady. Refrain itself is another slow ballad. It isn't too much different from Ame no Requiem.


The only difference between the two versions of this single.

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08. Southern Wind c/w Yume Haruka
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1984.04.11

While I certainly love all of her previous singles, this is where I think Nakamori comes alive. Southern Wind is an excellent, excellent song. The thing that really strikes me about this one is balance. The music is hard and heavy, but not overbearing. The vocals fit perfectly. Southern Wind is a wonderful example of finally getting it all right.

Yume Haruka is the B-Side, and one that sounds super familiar. Once past the familiar lick from the Dynaman theme song, this is actually a pretty rad song. The synths are a little bitey on this one.

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09. Jikkai (1984) c/w Korekara Naturally
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1984.07.25

Again, another flippin' great song. Jikkai (1984) is just as surgically tight as Southern Wind. In fact, everything I said about Southern Wind applies here. This is pop song perfection.

Korekara Naturally feels almost like a leftover song, but I don't know...I really like this a lot. The guitars at the beginning are a little misleading from what the rest of the song is like...but after processing the entire song it's great.

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10. Kazari janai no yo namida wa c/w Moonlight Letter
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1984.11.11

Continuing her streak of just amazing singles, Kazari janai no yo namida wa is the final single of 1984. It's hard to describe this one. The single version here is like a dance/jazz hybrid, but the tweaked version from the album BITTER & SWEET sounds like late disco. The key ingredient of this song (and most of Nakamori's songs) is bass. Bass and some increasingly speedy lyrics.


Moonlight Letter. It's a great little ballad, but incredibly mismatched here on this single. Maybe that isn't fair. It's a big leap down tempo from Kazari janai no yo namida wa, but power-clashing is a thing...

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11. Meu Amor é... c/w Lonely Journey
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1985.03.08

Alright...so the bases are loaded. Three fan-bleeding-tastic singles in a row. This is the Grand Slam.

Meu Amor è... is arguably Nakamori's career-topping song. Granted, based on single sales this comes second only to (ironically) Second Love.  Goddamn this is a good song. Seriously, I really can't put into words how perfect Meu Amor è... is. This song could be the one that broke CCLemon99. Seriously, though. The song is described as a Japan-Samba fusion by some and I totally agree with that assessment. This is kinda my go-to song if I give someone a taste of Nakamori's work. It's just so good...and oddly enough it almost didn't happen... More on that later.

Lonely Journey is the B-Side and a great song on it's own. It has the unfair task of following up a goddamn masterpiece, but I think it does a fine job on it's own. The rare usage of reverb on the vocals makes this one a bit of an oddity.

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12. Akai tori nigeta c/w Babylon [12" Remix]
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1985.05.01

OK, so do you remember how I said Meu Amor è... almost wasn't? Let me introduce you to the demo version.

Sleeve Back

What's different? Well, for this special 12" Double-A side, the lead track is called Akai tori nigeta. It is basically the extended version of the Meu Amor è... music with the original vocal track laid on top. The lyrics are completely different. Really, I don't blame them for doing what had to have been an emergency re-write of the lyrics. I mean, sure, they kinda work...but they don't fit the flow nearly as squarely as the finished lyrics did. Akai tori nigeta is a nice peek into an alternate reality of what could have been.

Alternate Sleeve Front

Alternate Sleeve Back

The other A-side is Babylon [12" Remix]. One word, three letters. Wow....... This track is utter madness. The original version of Babylon from the album BITTER & SWEET is probably my favorite song from the album. This remix takes it a step further. It's just...more. The bizarre male vocals are completely new. For that matter, Nakamori re-recorded all her vocals for this remix...which technically makes it a cover(?). The fade at the end is just...excellence. Seriously. This track is the complete transformation from orchestras and bands to futuristic music that spilled out of a computer.

Welcome to Babylon...

It should be noted...the live version of Akai tori nigeta is here, but there are no Karaoke versions of these songs. DAMMIT!


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13. SAND BEIGE -Sabaku e- c/w Tsubakihime Guiliana
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1985.06.06

SAND BEIGE is a good song with certain wispiness that the title suggests. The strings are excellent and really this is a solid song, but it has the unfair disadvantage of following up a long line of just other-worldly good singles. When really good songs like this can be perceived as being on the weak side, you really must be doing something right.

Tsubakihime Guiliana is a bit on the generic side, but suits it's A-Side perfectly. It's a good song that doesn't pose a threat to being better than it's disc mate.

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14. SOLITUDE c/w AGAIN
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1985.10.09

I've mentioned before that the orchestral sound of JPOP was on the way out, but what would replace it? Slow songs like SOLITUDE kinda fit the bill. Whenever I hear this song, I almost imagine what this would sound like with an orchestra. It would totally work. The music is a slick jazz beat with some nice sax work peppered in. I like this one quite a bit. It's a harbinger for what a lot of her music from that latter half of the decade would sound like. That New York sound is slowly easing it's way in.

The title of the B-Side is AGAIN. You got that right. This one is very similar to SOLITUDE, just slower. Not bad at all. Though I kinda prefer slower A-Sides to have more upbeat B-Sides. I'm sure this single would have sold just as well if the tracks were swapped.

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Recommended Pick: It's kind of silly to recommend something from a Boxed Set, but since these were all once released as singles I suppose it's fair. This is insanely difficult, to be honest. I'm going to have to say that Meu Amor è.../Lonely Journey is the top recommendation of the singles I've reviewed from this set. I probably like Slow Motion/Joken Hansha the best, but it isn't the best representation of her voice and work, in my opinion. Meu Amor è... is just unreal in how great it is.

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Next time on CCLemon99.com, I finish off this Boxed Set. Things start to get a little more interesting as Nakamori begins to have more control over her music and, well, things get dicey in her personal life. Also, I talk about my absolute favorite single of hers. Be sure to check that out very soon.

Thanks for visiting the site!

-CC

2017/06/25

Journey Through The Decade: Ten Years of CCLemon99



I made it! It's June 25, 2017. I've been posting videos as CCLemon99 for an entire decade at this point. Much like June 25, 2007, I am home alone and off from work for an entire week. Funny that...

To mark the occasion I have posted a special video to Youtube. More on that later, though. This post is going to be a loose outline of basically the entire decade run of CCLemon99. Yeah, I'm embarassed by the title of this post, but hey...it describes what you're about to read perfectly. I'm going to try to sum up an entire calendar year in a single paragraph.

I know I've told the CCLemon99 story a million times before, but this whole thing still seems foreign to me an entire decade later. Regardless, here is an outline of what has happened in the past ten years...

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2007

On June 25th, I started my little channel with three videos. Day one I posted DX Twin Brace, DX V Changer Brace, and DX V Changer Compact. I spammed the channel with videos for awhile to get it out of my system, but ended up continuing doing the Youtube thing for just a little while longer. By the end of 2007, I had 56 videos on my channel...

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2008

This year I decided to branch out a little bit. I finally caught up to current toys by getting around to the super-popular Go-onger stuff. I also got into some lesser-loved Metal Hero toys and even Kamen Rider with the DX Sunriser review.  Who can forget the one-year anniversary video? I joined the societal-ticket-to-hell known as Twitter, a move that unwittingly later became something of a turf war that I still think is weird (long story). There was also the matter of my 100th video, which also happened to be the very first mecha that I reviewed--DX Daizyujin! The number of videos on my channel had risen to 107 by the end of 2008. 

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2009

After teasing my side project CCDBZ99 at the end of 2008, I started up that channel. Once a month for nine months I posted a video there in lieu of the main channel. It was an experiment, and it ended up having a small following of it's own. This is the year I kinda figured out that CCLemon99 was here to stay. I started taking more photos for each video and did a better job of editing (though those videos still seem slow compared to the tightness of today's videos.). I ended up getting some outside coverage on one video in particular. Oh yeah, I also got married in 2009. CCLemon99 is older than my marriage. Though, yeah, I've been with my wife since well before the channel. 150 videos by the end of 2009.

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2010

I remember this year being strange for some reason. Videos started getting deleted (I lost my DX Shinkenoh video). I started reviewing weapons more seriously with DX Zyusouken (there had been some before, but now they were here to stay.). I also got into scale model reviews! I think the lesson learned from CCDBZ99 was to just to grow an audience with a single channel rather than spread everything out over multiple channels. Advice: Maintain just one channel even if you cover various topics. I closed 2010 with my 200th video, DX Dragon Caesar.

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2011

I started my blog after squatting on it for so long. The blog eventually grew into the very site you're reading at this moment (CCLemon99,com...duh). As for the channel... I started the year with Pepsiman and ended with that massive Ranger Key Set SP video. Lots and lots of Ranger Keys in between that. I ended 2011 with 243 videos. It should also be noted, I haven't missed a week uploading a video since July 2011.

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2012

Picking things up right where I left off, on New Year's Day I took a look at the Gokaiger Treanger Box...which lead into the first of two Kakuranger Months in 2012! I uploaded my 250th video on February 5th (Recently re-uploaded since it was mysterious pulled from Youtube). I also uploaded a treat for my 5th anniversary...my Dragon Buckler prop belt. I also introduced a new camera with much more vibrant colors this year. It debuted in my Abaranger Ranger Key Set video and I still use it to this day. I dabbled in 16:9. Carranger Month 1 closed out the year. I had 298 videos by the end of 2012.

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2013

Started the year with a big road trip...but through the magic of the recently introduced automation, I was able to load a bunch of videos to go live while I was away. One of which was my 300th video, SRC Daizyujin. I took a look at a ton of DX Gaoranger Power Animals this year. This was also the year that I finally opened my cold heart to Figuarts. Toward the end of the year I uploaded my 350th video, which was a custom Dekabright Brace Throttle by the prop lord Kingranger. Accept no imitations... By the end of 2013, I had 353 videos.

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2014

This wasn't a very fun year--I had a lot of personal problems. I didn't miss a week on the channel, though. I started the year with the very first Firearm Month, which would be a January tradition for three years. The rest of the year saw much more Figuarts, ToQger crap, Kakuranger Month 3, my 400th video, Michael Jackson(!?), and many shades of Kotaro Minami. A solid content year with a lot of great videos--the channel definitely helped me get through the year. At the end of 2014, there were 409 videos on the channel.

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2015

Just a continuation of the previous year. January had the second annual Firearm Month after a few new Figuart releases. Not one, but TWO B-Fighter Months in 2015. I managed to break the subject of my 8th Anniversary video. I also took a look at the first Ranger Mechanix set. If there is one thing I noticed about this year while going back through the catalog...yeah, everything is structured so well. In October I reached 100,000,000 views on my videos. Wow. 100 million. It's like I'd been doing it for almost a decade at that point. I finished 2015 with 463 videos.

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2016

I would have to call this year the beginning of the end. I wasn't well for a good portion of time this year. Full disclosure, I made more than one of the videos start to finish in bed. I've never admitted that before, but yeah... Immediately after the Firearm month, there was yet another Carranger Month. This one was a little more interesting since I actually took a look at the Sufami Turbo Carranger game. Beyond that, I made the full switch to 16:9 by June since I now had a computer that didn't vomit when I attempted to make a video that wasn't square. I managed to pull off a major miracle for my 500th video and finished the year with a Blue SWAT month, and the remaining mecha from Ohranger and GoGo Five. Started small and ended big... By the end of 2016 my channel had 520 videos. 

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2017

This year has been a bit of a whirlwind. I started by heaping praise on a toy that nobody else seemed to like from a movie that...didn't do well(...?). That was followed by the second Ranger Mechanix set, a stream of five Figuarts reviews, some Gingaman odds and ends, the remaining Fiveman mecha, and a whole lot of housekeeping to prepare myself for the end...

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The Making Of "10 Years"

The video was months in the making and actually involved not only leaving the room for the very first time, but also leaving the damn house. I'm surprised that I managed to make it with only one tiny continuity mistake since I filmed it almost entirely backwards. The stuff at the beach was shot on a near-freezing day in May, while the car park stuff was shot on Memorial Day (hence the lack of people...everyone was at the beach). All of the indoor stuff was shot last...yesterday, in fact... Yeah, I really didn't want to do that earlier in the shoot. I knew that if I waited until the last minute, my creativity would kick into overdrive. It absolutely paid off.

While the video is kinda open to interpretation, I did have a loose outline that I wanted to follow. Basically I wanted to do a recreation of my first day as CCLemon99. The Twin Brace segment at the beginning isn't 100% shot-for-shot, but I did take all of the same photos that I took on that day.

Think of it this way... This video is an alternate reality where I started the channel in 2017 rather than 2007. If I didn't bother moving on to shoot the Fiveman stuff that day and instead went to the beach, what would have become of my channel? The Fiveman stuff was never really intended to be in the video, it was a last minute addition. I knew that I wanted to go from the Twin Brace, to the model BRZ, to the real BRZ, to the beach...but it was kinda missing something...

The one thing that is clear from the video...yeah, I've hung up the Twin Brace (weekly uploads) after a decade. It's still at the beach if you've ever wanted one. ; ] Maybe I'll retrieve it someday...

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So what does the future hold for CCLemon99? Well, I can let you in on a few secrets. Even if the uploads will be less frequent, you can still expect some awesome videos on the channel. Like what? Well... 

-I managed to complete my 90s Sentai mecha collection. I mean, is this really a surprise? Considering I'm only missing videos for four of them (Daijinryu...not a Sentai mecha...and I'm not particularly interested in something that is so far off scale that it borderlines as pointless...nay, it IS a pointless toy). That is a major accomplishment, though... I never thought I would do it considering I'm not willing to pay the crazy prices that a lot of these mecha go for. 

-That fucking 1982-2017 video that everyone has been ordering me to do. It'll happen before the year is out, I just want to make sure Kyuranger doesn't add anything the way Zyuohger did before the year is out.

-Kyuranger toys. Yep, they're coming. I've had them since February, I just haven't been motivated to open them up.

-More oddities and new toys as they come out. I should have that new Dragon Buckler any day now...

-The site will continue on as always. I'm working on a few major posts but I also have an enormous amount of backlogged CDs that seems to be getting bigger by the day. July will be a little different, though. I will be looking at a monster 28-Disc Box Set over the course of two posts. It has nothing to do with Tokusatsu/Anime/Game Music (outside of one song being used briefly in a Tokusatsu episode), but it's definitely going to be a trip... Coincidentally it covers the first decade of a beloved artist's career. I guess I'm all about the decade stuff...

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That's all for now, everyone. I want to finish off by saying 'Thank You'. Thank you so much for ten years of patronage to my unusual look at whatever caught my attention for a week. I never wanted to make this more than a hobby and I really don't give a flying fuck about people who whine that my quick videos aren't to their liking. That said, I still managed to meet a lot of incredible people along the way.

Thank you so, so much for watching and stopping by the site to check out this post. I really mean it.

Love,

CCLemon99


2017/06/05

Top Seven Best & Worst Toy Surprises


June is finally here!

It's hard to believe, but my Youtube channel turns ten years old on the 25th of this month. I may not remember the days in between as well, but I do remember that fateful afternoon when I decided to make a video of the Twin Brace from Liveman. It's the toy that I still love the most...just now it has hundreds more toys to battle for my affection. 

I usually have a pretty good idea of what I'm expecting when I buy a toy, but there are always surprises--good and bad. This week I'm going to look back and try my best to think of the toys that threw me for a loop when I went to review them. This is going to be a tough one since I'm probably not going to be talking about toys I would consider my favorite/least favorite. These are just ones that changed whatever pre-conceived notion I had of them.

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Top Seven Best Toy Surprises


07. Giant Roller [Choriki Sentai Ohranger]

The complete lack of interest in this toy is what made it a surprise to me when I actually got it. Bandai America passed on it. It regularly sold for $5-$10 on Yahoo Japan Auctions. It didn't have any reviews.

I actually had a lot of fun with it, though. It's very well made and came with the Baranoia figures to obliterate over and over again. The added feature of being able to use the Storage Crystal from the DX Power Brace was also a great touch.

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06. DX Carnavic [Gekisou Sentai Carranger]

I never really intended on getting this toy. I won it in an auction lot with a bunch of other items. Most of those items were ho-hum things like mid-2000s figures and whatnot. This toy was the odd man out, but I have to say...it was amazing. It features a very cool pop-up LED screen that can be used either in Carnavic or Navic Shot modes. The featured game is different depending on which position the screen is in. Very cool.

For a toy I never even had much consideration for prior to ownership, I was quite impressed with it.

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05. DX Zyuoh Changer [Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger]

I really wasn't looking forward to any of the Zyuohger toys. The mecha are cubes, the weapons are cubes and even the Changer is a cube. Hang on, though. The Zyuoh Changer features the colors for each Zyuohger? Wow! This is something I've been harping on about for years. Instead of a crappy red LED for every occasion, why not do something with individual colors? It also helps that this toy works fairly well and has a good assortment of sounds.

It isn't the greatest Changer, no no no. Far from it. Bandai just did a very nice job on this one. We may have finally reached the point where technology is cheap enough that even basic Henshin Items like this can be so nice.

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04. DX Go-Buster Oh [Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters]

When this was first previewed I didn't really have many thoughts about it. When I got it, I was instantly taken. There are so many modes for each of the mecha and there is so much design. I know the Go-Buster Oh design is polarizing, but I appreciate all of the details and completeness of it. So many mecha toys these days feel completely unfinished--like you need to buy all of the auxiliary mecha just to get it looking somewhat decent. This one does a fine job at being complete with just three.

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Did I even use this photo in the video...?

03. Power Morpher [Power Rangers - 2017 Movie]

Heh. Did this thing even make an appearance in the movie? 

Yeah, I think the rock bottom expectations I had for this one made for one of the biggest surprises I ever got. This toy is actually pretty cool. It's certainly a hell of a lot better than any of the other movie toys are. I mean, I don't own any of the others...so who knows! Maybe there are more surprises out there (though based on reactions...I doubt it).

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This is the one that finally got me into Figuart collecting. It was a gift (thanks Kingranger!) which always helps. Even if it weren't free, I think I would have really enjoyed this toy. It has all the right moving parts, it comes with all the right spare parts, and it looks great. Fans don't seem to be too fond of this one, but I think it's a great starter for anyone getting into SHF collecting.

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01. DX Engine Oh [Engine Sentai Go-onger]

Based on all of the photos I really, really, really wanted to hate this one. When I got it, however, I actually really dug it. Over time I actually liked it more and more. It's certainly a unique design and it also transforms very easily. I have to say, this toy had me doing a complete 180º like none other.

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Top Seven Biggest Toy Disappointments


07. DX Chogokin Jet Icarus [Chojin Sentai Jetman]

I'll probably get a lot of flack for this one, but I don't care. I picked this one up in 2008 for the princely sum of $100, completely unused. Ummm...yeah, I was expecting better. It is missing weapons, the individual Jets are disappointing given that 85% of the details are limited to the decals (good luck with the decals, btw...this toy basically rejects them). I could go on and on... Trust me, this is not a very good toy. Fortunately DX Daizyujin was the winner that started the trend of fantastic 90s Sentai mecha.

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06. Nendora [Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger]

Mostly because it exploded into hundreds of tiny slivers of razor sharp plastic. Otherwise, it's a neat toy. Yeah... I think that qualifies as a disappointment...

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05. Morphin' Blaster [Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters]

Most secondary Changers suffer from a severe lack of innovation and substance. This one probably takes the cake for not only being awkward, but also being voice activated. UGH. Every few years Bandai dumps a voice activated toy on the market and every single one works just as poorly as the one before it did. It was a neat novelty in 1996, but in 2012 it's just plain annoying.

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04. Astral Saber [B-Fighter Kabuto]

There are numerous disappointing weapon toys out there, but this one kinda floored me for a few reasons. I guess the biggest reason is that I never really intended to own it. It was in a big lot with other things I wanted. Going into it I really didn't have any expectations I guess. While the prop is actually kinda beautiful, this thing is disproportioned mess. The blade is freakishly small, the Kabuterios within the gem is a lazy chrome piece that was punched out of a sprue, the use of glitter in the plastic, and the lazy hatch for the coin holder. A lot was lost in translation...

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03. DX Fiveblaster Set [Chikyuu Sentai Fiveman]

I knew this one was going to be bad, but it surpassed that and managed to be so much worse. The one I ended up with turned out to be in pretty poor condition, but I'm looking past that. This thing fails as a gun and it fails even harder as a sword. The light effect is easily the worst of any toy I own and the "blade" attachment is the absolute sorriest excuse of a blunt object. None of the Fiveman toys are particularly good, but the weapon set should have been a winner since, at that point, it had been the longest running series of toys in the Sentai line (Dynaman being the first to offer such a set).

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02. DX Abarenoh [Bakuryuu Sentai Abaranger]

While I really didn't give a rat's ass about Hurricaneger, DX Senpuujin isn't a bad toy. However, Hurricaneger would be the last in a relatively short era of DX Sentai mecha that featured much less decals and much more details. Abarenoh is junk. I kinda like the design from the show, but this toy misses the mark by about forty miles. The proportions are probably the worst of any DX mecha toy I can think of. The battery-powered feature is not enough to save it.

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01. Akaranger/Vul Eagle SHFiguarts [Himitsu Sentai Goranger/Taiyo Sentai Sunvulcan]

Good grief. These definitely aren't the worst toys I've ever bought, but they're hands down the most disappointing.

The new Super Sentai body type that was introduced for Akaranger and used again for the Sunvulcan SHF is mostly to blame for the disappointment. In the relatively short run of Super Sentai Figuarts, there have only really been three different body type. The second (and best IMO) debuted with the Go-Busters Figuarts. There may have been some complaints from fans at first, but this largely subsided once more figures were released and put the initial Sentai Figuarts to shame (remember the Shinkenger ones? Ouch).


So after what appeared to be a successful run of Sentai Figuarts they decided to change the body type once again. The third and final body type is larger and attempts to be a little more realistic, but just turned out to be...off. Besides also ruining consistency between figures it also kinda confirmed the end of several unfinished lines. Series like Dairanger and Jetman would never be finished.

The choice of Sunvulcan was also pretty questionable. I understand the need for a Akaranger Figuarts, and I'm glad we got one even if it wasn't stellar, but Sunvulcan was Bandai trying to appease fans who didn't bother to answer the call in the end. It's kind of a shame, too. I would absolutely love to have the Super Sentai Artisan line make Vulcan Braces since it's one of the rare Sentai Changers to not have a toy version. In that respect, I think SHF Sunvulcan did much more than kill of Super Sentai Figuarts...

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Big thanks to @Komoodk for the recommendation of the topic when I posed the question. I have another post to add to the ever-growing page of Top 7 Lists. Be sure to check it out if you're a psychopath who has the undying need to have things ranked for them (only to shit on the list when you inevitably don't agree... Seriously...Youtube has become a wasteland of Top 10 lists).

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