2016/11/11

U.A.O.H. & Machine Teikoku Baranoia ~Ohranger Part 2 of 3~


I'm back for the second part of my three part series on Choriki Sentai Ohranger. As promised, I will be bringing you all three posts on Ohranger during November as opposed to my usual two. In the first part I did a general post on the series and some of the behind-the-scenes stuff and my take on the subtitle controversy with the US DVD set. Part three will be coming on the 21st with several Top 7 lists. Stay tuned!

As I will be talking about all of the characters and in some cases--their fates, you have been warned. This is your spoiler warning for a 21 year old television series. I can't believe I need to write that, but hey...the series finally made it's way to the US, so it's new to some of you out there. I repeat...this is your *Spoiler Warning*.

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U.A.O.H.

...or WOW as Kyosuke called it in Carranger vs Ohranger.

The Ohranger team is made up of five selected members of U.A.O.H. When the invasion begins in the first episode only Ohred was ready to fight. The others had only just been given the assignment to become Ohrangers. The team is pitted against Machine Teikoku Baranoia who is now a massive entity created by Bacchushund after he was exiled 600 million years ago. They are powered by the mysterious Choriki, which has been harnessed for use in the defense of Earth by Naoyuki Miura.


There are a few things I like about the cast in general. Unlike a few shows in the past where you can see the enthusiasm dip in one or two members as the series progresses, I feel that everyone involved was enjoying their time or at least taking it very seriously. Sometimes that's all it takes for a show to be enjoyable.

That said, it is best to think of Ohranger as a unit rather than a group of individuals. It makes sense I suppose, since they are military. If you're looking for deep character stories and heroes you can related to on some level, this show might leave you a little hungry. Kakuranger and Dairanger are two great shows for characters while having a similar flavor.

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Goro/Ohred

The man! I would say that Goro is easily my favorite Ohranger even if he never quite lived up to his full potential. He had his ultimate glory in the very first episode, but didn't really go on to have many moments in the sun after. That isn't to say he's not a good Red, though. He is the shining opposite of Ryu from Jetman. Thank. God. He has that soft side that every tough guy has (his most prized possession is a letter from his mother...so what if it was used for comedic effect, I thought that was a nice touch).

Masaru Shishido really sold us on Goro. He has the military look and sold his "CHORIKI HENSHIN!" more than anyone every single time. I kinda wish the character was fleshed out a little more, since Shishido had untapped potential. The finale would have been a thousand times stronger if he were the only one who made it to King Pyramider and returned to the planet to overthrow Baranoia single-handedly. I would have absolutely bought it...it would have brought everything full-circle.

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Shohei/Ohgreen

I like Shohei enough even if we never learned much about the guy outside of his affinity for boxing and ramen. He seemed like a pretty stand up dude I guess. I'm trying to think of some of his stand-out moments, though I'm drawing a complete blank. Again, the character development was never fleshed out to it's potential in favor of giving Baranoia an absurd amount of screen time. More on that later.

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Yuji/Ohblue

Yuji kinda fell into the trap that most Blues fell into--he was the whiny guy. I mean, he was alright most of the time, but he was always at the center of the rare moments of defiance in the Ohranger team. He was whining that Goro got Red Puncher, which lead to the idiotic Kendama Robot of Nightmares incident, etc. He wasn't all bad, though. Certainly better than Dan was in Zyuranger to say the least.

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Juri/Ohyellow

I really, really want to like Juri...

The same way Seikai and Saizo were interchangeable in Kakuranger, the Ohranger girls feel the same. Whenever they see Baranoia attacking via the monitors at the base, they give the exact same distressed reaction to Miura. Juri definitely had the better moments of the two ladies, even if there were far fewer of them. Even her absolutely absurd fake defection to Baranoia was kinda funny.


Come to think of it, she was always somehow involved in the stranger moments of the series. The Bara Clothes episode (23)? Yep. Bara Tarantula (29) and her involvement with Bara Pinokiller (14) were weird too.

Young CCLemon99 definitely thought she was way cuter than Momo. Full disclosure...

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Momo/Ohpink

Like I said earlier, there is very little difference between Juri and Momo outside of screen time. While Juri had a lot of the weirder moments, Momo ended up with episodes that were either touching or absolutely cartoonish. You had things like her episode with Johnny (13) and later on the straight-up wackiness of Bara Kakka (24). There was also one other major focus episode of hers...I think I'll talk more about that next time, though.

The most background we got out of any of the Ohrangers was definitely Momo. I guess she was a favorite? I don't know why. Momo never really appealed to me. She was just kinda...meh...and had crazy stories written around her.

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Miura

Yes. Hell yes. I'm so glad they brought Hiroshi Miyauchi back for this role...

While he spent maybe too much time in the background, Miura was the authoritative voice that the series deserved. I think I give the Ohrangers a little bit too much credit solely because I trust Miura. He had to have a reason to select those five over the scores of faceless people at U.A.O.H., right?

Maybe there was a little too much of him secretly working on new Mecha/Weapons that appear virtually out of nowhere, but when it finally came down to the wire, he joined the fight. He even got a good hit in on Multiwa!

He scored points for being authoritative early on and bonus points for his ass-kicking at the end. Some will say that Miyauchi was kinda wasted on this role, but I think he was perfect. There was just enough of him that he didn't take away from the rest of the cast and was an invaluable member.

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Riki/Kingranger

Riki is pretty cool. I like that his arrival was the beginning of the reveal of what Choriki really is. Up until that point it was just the mysterious power that kept the U.A.O.H. lights on (Yadda yadda Pangaea yadda yadda yadda here are your Henshin Braces). Riki is kinda like dropping a Zyuranger right in the middle of the series. An armor-clad legendary warrior who is awoken from suspended animation mid-series. Sound familiar?

Demon Koguriki

Anyway, he was a nice addition to the team but was the beginning of the cast becoming a little bit too crowded.

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Dorin

Of course, Riki did come with a little bit of baggage. Riki may have been a legendary warrior from the past, but his main objective was to be the bodyguard of Dorin. Dorin, as revealed in the final episodes, is the key to Choriki and ultimately giving the planet life. Prior to the reveal of that information, she was just this girl that hung around Riki (though he did say that he only took orders from her).


Oh yeah, and she's part of a clone alien race that created Choriki. The Dorin we know is Earth's Dorin. Kinda takes the piss out of a character dying when shortly after you see a whole planet of them. Like how I snuck that in there at the very last second? The series did just the same.



Meh.

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Gunmajin

What an inept tool...

I alluded to my thoughts on Gunmajin in the previous post, but I guess it's finally time to go whole hog. Gunmajin is a largely neutral character that shows up solely to bring any momentum the show has grinding to a halt. Wait, that's not it. He brings nothing but frustration to an already troubled group of heroes. Nope, ummm... Oh yeah! He grants the wish to the holder of his key. That's it! He doesn't seem to have any magical abilities but rather uses muscle to grant wishes. Need him to beat someone up? He can probably do it. Just be as specific as possible as he will not accept any additional conditions once a wish is granted. More often than not he complicates things for Ohranger...even when it's one of them who made the wish.

Probably the most frustrating thing about Gunmajin is that there is virtually no back story to him other than Riki saying he knew of him. What's his deal, anyway? He's obviously linked to Choriki since the big end of his key is the Choriki logo. It's one of the dozens of major plot holes in this series.

If there is anything I like about Gunmajin it's that he's voice by Ryo Saeba himself...Akira Kamiya!

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Machine Teikoku Baranoia

Baranoia is the race of machines created by Bacchushund after he was forcefully removed from Earth 600 million years ago. His mission is the same as it was when he left--for the machines to rise and take over the planet. In the time he was away he had created himself a wife, son, servant, and empire. Little is known about the destruction during his time in space other than Hysteria having family elsewhere and Bomber The Great attempting to take the throne before being exhiled himself.

If there is one thing that can be said about Baranoia it's that we see them way too much in this series. I don't really mind them too much, but they monopolize a little bit too much time. Maybe we could have done without a lot of the banter. There is a little bit too much comedic relief from all characters when having just Acha & Kocha handle it would have been just fine thanks.

For the most part I really dig the voice acting for the main players in Baranoia. Bacchushund in particular has the voice of legendary Tokusatsu narrator Toru Ohira. He does anger very well. They're definitely a much better sounding bunch than they are to look at.

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Bacchushund

There are a few reasons to like Bacchushund. For one, he seems to be the most hellbent on conquering the Earth out of any of the Baranoia clowns. His demanding perfectionism is kinda questionable seeing as he thwarted by Ohranger pretty easily for most of his presence in the series. This is addressed when he puts his money where his mouth is an declares that he is launching his final assault on Ohranger in episode 33. After failing, he takes on Ohranger himself in 34 and is the first to fight and be defeated by Ohblocker. His later appearance as just a head in space is...just one of those plotholes I can't wrap my brain around. How? What?? Why?!

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Hysteria

She is largely useless until Bacchushund's demise. She didn't have that big of a reaction to her husband's death, but she slowly came into her own once Bomber The Great started to really get to her. After Buldont's death and rebirth, she was entirely defeated. She went from the cold queen to the tired grandmother who lived in the spare room. Her demise is pretty sad come to think of it. She was the unfortunate one to witness the rise and fall and rise again all while being left in the dust. It's rare to see someone so thoroughly defeated in a Tokusatsu series.

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Buldont

He pulled off the bratty prince well. Whenever you wanted to smack him in the head someone usually did it for you. His plans tended to be half-baked leading to any minor victories on his behalf being accidental almost.

I honestly didn't mind him as much as most people seemed to.

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Acha & Kocha

The very first interaction we have with Baranoia in this series is through Acha's announcement that Baranoia was seizing the planet in the first episode. From the very beginning you can tell these two were the biggest pair of ass kissers in the known universe and beyond. As the series progresses their allegiance changes. Bacchushund, then Bomber The Great, then Kaiser Buldont, then they head off to adventure with Gunmajin.

That said, I think they're a pretty good pair for comedic relief. Like I was saying, it should have been limited to them. Too lovable to kill off, I suppose.

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Bomber The Great

A very, very annoying character that, begrudgingly, made me laugh quite a few times. When he first arrived to take over the Baranoia throne he grabbed Buldont, strapped him to a rocket, and fired him at Earth. That.....was hilarious. When he did it a second time after murdering him, maybe it wasn't as fun (especially since a very much alive Hysteria was holding her severed son's head). Every time he arrived somewhere he exploded...even at the Baranoia base. Again, pretty funny.

Overall, he was pretty damn annoying but I admire the levity they tried to shoehorn onto his character. Hahaa.

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Multiwa

Insufferable.

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Kaiser Buldont

This is where the series hits a wall with me. While the struggle with Baranoia was a refreshing change of pace, I really hate where it all ended up. Bacchushund and Hysteria's final act to ensure the survival of Baranoia was for him to use his remaining life force to revive and power-up Buldont and for her to summon her niece Multiwa to accompany Buldont. So yeah, Kaiser Buldont marries his cousin...who received a massive power-up from his own mother. Not weird at all.

Remember how I didn't mind the little brat version of Buldont? The poncy adult version is a hundred times more annoying in my opinion. After dealing with Ohranger for as long as he did, how can he still not understand the basics on how humans work? Remember I mentioned Goro's prized possession being a (very, very) long note from his mother? That all stemmed from his plan to use Multiwa to hypnotize the Ohranger guys into handing Ohblocker over to her. ......what?? This was *after* several plots in the series along the lines of forcing humans to worship their otherwise mundane machines. He knew that people take machines for granted (and were more interested in golden dogs), so why would Ohranger be any different?

Nope

Kaiser Buldont and Multiwa are such an irritating couple. Isn't it funny how Grifforzer and Lamy seem like a great match? Hahaa.

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That's all for the characters of Ohranger. I didn't really feel the need to talk about regulars like Mikio since, well, who cares? I will be back soon to finish the series off with some Top 7 lists and maybe a few bonus bits.

See You Again!

-CC

Choriki Henshin! ~Ohranger Part 1 of 3~
Episode 32 and Triple Top Seven ~Ohranger Part 3 of 3~

2016/11/01

Choriki Henshin! ~Ohranger Part 1 of 3~


This is the first in my series of posts covering Choriki Sentai Ohranger. I've been putting this one off for what feels like years at this point. I did actually have a write-up for the show prior to my most recent viewing, but decided to scrap it in favor of a new approach. Kinda fitting, no? This post is going to be a stream of consciousness. Next time, I'm going to be breaking the characters down similar to what I did in my Jetman posts (1, 2). The third and final part will be...Top 7 lists! All three posts will be in November. Consider the extra post this month my little bonus for being loyal readers in this year of growth of CCLemon99.com

I wasn't happy with what I had written in my previous attempt, so I decided to wait until Shout Factory released their DVD set of the series. Even though they claimed they weren't going to ship direct preorders early this time around, I ended up getting my set way early--almost three weeks to be exact. So much so, that I had a problem with a disc and still got a replacement before the series had it's general release. Shout Factory is the best... I *highly* recommend purchasing direct from them. Extraordinary customer service and getting the early release really helped motivate me into getting this post finished.


Choriki Sentai Ohranger... This is the series that people like to talk shit on without ever seeing it. You hear the same buzzy crap every single time "the mood changed due to terrorist attacks", "toy sales were down", "ratings were down", etc. Whether or not any of that is true (I'm not entirely sure any of it is, honestly) is useless drivel. If you liked any of the three previous Sentai series, there is something for you here. That may act as a detriment to the series as a whole since it probably wasn't what it set out to accomplish, but at the end of the day this series is extremely watchable to all Super Sentai fans. I've always felt this way and really get annoyed whenever someone is clearly regurgitating negativity on the show without ever seeing even the opening credits.

Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself here...how about going back to the beginning? Better yet, let's go back before the series even started...

1995 was the year of Super Sentai. The most congratulatory Toei has ever gotten about Super Sentai was the trailer for the Ohranger movie. Not only was this the first celebration since Himitsu Sentai Goranger and JAKQ Dengekitai was brought into the Super Sentai franchise in 1994, but they felt the need to tout how the franchise had taken America by storm. That's right...America fuck you, France/Brazil/Philippines/Korea/any other country that aired it....America!!!. Seriously, I reviewed the Ohranger movie in the past, but I don't think I ever mentioned the trailer that's tacked on to the front of it. It's kinda awesome in a way. Not only were Goranger and JAKQ in the club now (so much so that they cast Hiroshi Miyauchi, an actual Goranger AND...ummm JAKQ, to play the Commander of the new team) but their show had become a massive hit in 'the States! 


None of this "Turboranger is the 10th anniversary" BS anymore...

I can't say for sure what was going on behind-the-scenes, but I kinda feel like there was a push to kinda make things different. I wrote about the theme song debacle in the past, but that wasn't the only big change they were trying to make with the music. Seiji Yokoyama, whose previous Tokusatsu work includes Megaloman, Koseidon, Metalder, and Winspector replaces Eiji Kawamura as series composer. This, I believe, is what causes the confusing tone for series. While Yokoyama's music is opulent and downright beautiful at times (Everything on the Symphonic Suite disc was recorded in France in late 1994), it does the series no favors as it progresses. I kinda feel like I'm getting ahead of myself since I haven't reviewed the three music collection CDs or the series proper yet, but the music just doesn't have as much variety as Eiji Kawamura's work. Kawamura had something for every situation in every episode of the five Tokusatsu series he composed (BLACK, BLACK RX, Dairanger, Kakuranger, and B-Fighter). Yokoyama's work is fantastic, but doesn't fit very well beyond the eighth episode or so.

The premise of the series is an ambitious one. We're introduced to an invasion already in progress. The year is 1999 and Machine Teikoku Baranoia has been targeting the largest cities in the world with the demand that the human race surrender and become it's slaves. Japan, however, has a card up it's sleeve. United Airforce Overtech Hardware, has managed to harness the mysterious Choriki in a project spearheaded by Commander Naoyuki Miura. In preparation for the invasion, Ohranger was formed. However, the team had only been given the assignment just before the invasion which lead to the leader, Captain Goro Hoshino to resist the first wave on his own...




The first episode of Ohranger is probably my favorite debut episode of any Super Sentai. Not only does it set up the story perfectly, but it does it in fantastic style. Coming off of Dairanger and Kakuranger, a series where the leadership is...debatable for the majority of the series, we get a first episode that puts it all on front street. Goro is in charge -fullstop-. This isn't up for debate. It's his job to be in charge. Not only is he in charge, but he's been waiting for this. Baranoia has been tormenting the planet for some time now and one man catches them with their pants down. It's incredible. I know I said earlier that this show can be enjoyed by anyone, but the first episode is a must-see for all. 


So what's the deal with the writing, anyway? The series had a murderer's row of well-established writers. This was head writer Noboru Sugimura's fourth consecutive Sentai series (he had been writing non-stop for Toei since Seiun Kamen Machineman in 1984). Of the four Sentai series he was head writer of, this one is probably his least represented work. Of the 48 episodes, he only wrote 23. In my opinion, he wrote some of the better, plot-driven episodes of the series. The first four episodes? All him. King Ranger's debut? Yep. The finale? Yes! There were a couple lame ones with his name on it like the one with the crying babies (did he really write a baby peeing in Juri's face into his script? C'mon, man!).

When the show practically becomes Kakuranger II, some of the stranger scripts (including the movie) can be traced back to Shozo Uehara. The boring scripts were from Toshiki Inoue (no lie, his best work is on the 1982 Dr, Slump "Hoyoyo! Space Adventure" film). The rest of the scripts were by Hirohisa Soda and Susumu Takaku. I would say that Soda was the only other writer to come close to writing any other plot-driven stories in addition to the blahfest known as Ohranger vs Kakuranger. Takaku wrote only two scripts (both Momo-themed episodes) that otherwise would've basically left Momo as "the other girl" (her popularity baffles me).

"Wasshoi!" -Uehara (when he was writing this episode)

The tone of the show takes a noticeable turn with the ninth episode. The steampunk invasion was basically replaced with both sides slipping into the status quo. Who knows exactly why the show changed so quickly. It could be in response to national incidents, but I don't think it was that simple. After this particular viewing of the series, it kinda hit me. They didn't have a full year of episodes like the debut. Episodes 2-4 end basically exactly the same way. The team looking up at the sky angrily at Baranoia. Imagine 48 episodes of that... I want to say that someone was like "Lighten up, man." more than any changes being a knee-jerk reaction to current events. Realistically, do you think the show could have sustained it's bleak tone for an entire year? I don't. Should it have gone as light as it did at times? Not at all. There was a perfect middle ground that they zoomed right passed on their way to ending up at making Kakuranger-esque episodes again.

Final Frame of 4th Episode

Final Frame of 9th Episode...yeah...

In closing (I'm actually writing this post in one sitting, which is pretty rare...I really wanted this to be as honest as possible) I feel that this is a series that unfairly gets dismissed by people who have no intentions in seeing it in the first place. It does have a sizable fanbase for a reason. This is a good show. Above all else, it is very watchable and extremely entertaining. The action is great, the mecha scenes (as unique as they are) aren't dull and the characters are worth rooting for even if we don't learn a whole lot about them. Definitely check Ohranger out if you haven't already. Given that it is making it's way to DVD in 'the States as this goes live on my site, I have a feeling that it will gain some new fans. The series is finally living up to the hype of the movie's trailer...taking over America......


Thank you for reading. I hope you'll come back November 11th for Part 2 in my Ohranger series. In the meantime, check out my previous two Ohranger-inspired posts...

U.A.O.H. & Machine Teikoku Baranoia ~Ohranger Part 2 of 3~

See ya soon!

-CC


UPDATE: OK, so I wrote the above post some time ago, but I feel that I have to include a little update regarding the breaking controversy regarding Shout Factory's subtitles. As I write this update on October 31st, news has broken that the subtitles were lifted from Million Fold Curiosity (who mentioned See You Again in their Ohranger-removal post.......nice!) Here is what I think happened...

Shout Factory came across a strange key after they licensed Ohranger for release. After inserting the key into an equally strange statue they found near by, a strange man named Kazaam Gunmajin appeared and offered to grant them any wish as his new master. Given the magnitude of the job of translating a year's worth of a television series, they wished for Gunmajin to translate Ohranger for them. Little did they know, this Gunmajin fellow doesn't quite rely on magic to grant wishes, but rather uses muscle. He flexed his Google-Muscle hard and was able to translate the series...or at least provide Shout with translations to the series. Since this Gunmajin is such a frustrating halfwit, he got the job done...but at the cost of a legitimately good company's reputation...

Jokes aside, I don't think the truth is too far off from that. If you read this interview on The Tokusatsu Network with Shout's Brian Ward, he details the process of how the shows are licensed and subtitled. Shout does not do translations in house--they outsource them. 

I genuinely hope this doesn't diminish the chances of further series being licensed. I subscribe to the school of thought that people who are boycotting (and really have no reason to be i.e., not associated with MFC) were probably never going to buy the sets to begin with. So...who knows... A "why bother?" on future series is the worst thing that can happen.

As someone who gets ripped off on the internet all the friggin time, I understand exactly how frustrating it is to see your passion projects get monitized by someone else. Maybe I haven't had it happen with a legit company, but the malice is all the same. The only problem here is...Shout really isn't at fault. They hired a company to complete a task and got absolutely hosed in the process. You could say that they should have checked the translations they got back versus the fansubs. Even there, I can't really fault them. They're not in the business of looking over fansubber's shoulders. I know that may sound cold, but I can almost say for certain based on the interviews on The Tokusatsu Network that the shows aren't even watched until the translations start rolling in.

As of right now, Shout Factory is aware of the situation. They have proven themselves to be an outstanding company thus far, so I feel confident that this will all be worked out in the end. 

...and I hope they get a refund from the dirtbags that caused this mess...

2016/10/14

The CD Collection--Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger Ongaku Ninpocho Maki no 1~5 [+Bonuses]


Welcome to the never-ending series of posts where I cover the never-ending supply of never-ending Tokusatsu CDs that I own! I've made threats to cover this one in the past...and here we are. For no rhyme or reason I am going to review the full set of Hurricaneger CDs in this month's CD Collection post!

Am I a Hurricaneger fan? No. Not even a little bit. The word "Shinobi" usually grabs my attention, but I just couldn't get into this lousy show. The cast has this polished haminess not seen since Fiveman, the effects were the worst yet, and the stories were just thoroughly uninteresting. Harsh, I know...but this is the series where I felt a genuine decline in Super Sentai occurred. This is the series that could have switched the genre to anime and nobody would have noticed. From here on out, Super Sentai didn't need to have live actors...it could have been done in animation...

So were there any positives? Sure, I guess. I liked the Shurikenger identities (the guest stars it brought in) and the music isn't half-bad. Granted, I don't consider myself too much of an expert in anything beyond Gaoranger...but I'm willing to let Hurricaneger music enter my playlists at times.


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Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger Ongaku Ninpocho Maki no 1 Original Soundtrack
COCX-31853
2002.05.18

I suppose I can start this one off by talking a little bit about the composer. The music for Hurricaneger was composed by Kazunori Miyake. He doesn't have a ton of Tokusatsu credits to his name with this one being his first. He went on to do the music for Kamen Rider Blade, Gekiranger, and Goseiger. I don't really have an opinion on his work. It's...serviceable. Maybe if there was more of it I would have a better feel, but he was given the reigns to some pretty bland shows (and Gekiranger).

The music itself on this disc is pretty standard. You have your TV size theme songs, short versions of the atrocious Shinobi Koi and kinda cool Senpuujin theme. The actual music is halfway decent, but it's a little bit paint-by-numbers. It's all rather predictable, but still a good listen.


I guess the last thing I can say about this disc is probably it's biggest failing. The drama. It's unskippable and highlights just how much I hate the Hurricaneger cast. Remember how I said this show could have been an anime and nobody would have known the difference? 85% of their acting is with their shrill voices. The worst part about it? This isn't the only disc in this set have this unskippable crap. I did myself a favor and ran all of the tainted music from this set through audacity and removed all of the drama audio from every track.

Time to buckle down for some more shit...


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Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger Ongaku Ninpocho Maki no 2 Hit Kyokushuuhen
COCX-31914
2002.07.20

This disc is the closest the series has to a song collection. Everything on this disc is the full-size version of most of the IN songs from the show. There is more of that unskippable drama before some of the tracks, which is a shame.

Of the seven IN songs on this disc, I would say that Senpuujin, Suisan!,  Kaze yo, Mizu yo, Daichi yo, Gouraiger~ima, furikaeru toki~, and WIND & THUNDER are all good.


Terrible songs include Shinobi Koi (nails on a chalkboard), Kuno ichi ichi ichi uchuu ichi (Nails.On.A.Chalkboard--seriously, is there something wrong with Azusa Yamamoto or is acting like she has brain damage her thing?) and Shinobu kazekan koka. Those ones aren't mildly bad...they're impressively bad.

On top of those seven songs, there are full-size versions of the theme songs and Instrumental versions of Shinobi Koi (ugh--this is the third time we've gotten this song in just the first two CDs), Senpuujin, Suisan!, and WIND & THUNDER.

Please, please, please make the drama go away...


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Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger Ongaku Ninpocho Maki no 3 saishuu ogi Original Soundtrack
COCX-39144
2002.09.21

I should mention by now that the way the Hurricaneger CDs are presented was to become the norm from 2002-2014. Disc 1 is the music collection, Disc 2 is the song collection, Disc 3 is additional music along with the Summer movie music, Disc 4 and 5 were released in a set with all of the remaining scraps. Maybe that's what compelled me to review this set (seriously...I have no idea what prompted me to review this). Ninninger scaled things back quite a bit. The first music collection was released in July rather than May with the second, third, and fourth all release in a set when the series was almost over. Strange.,,

As I mentioned above, this is the second wave of background music from the series as well as the soundtrack to the Summer movie Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger Shushutto The Movie. Right off the bat we get a neat SE (Sound Effect) Mix of the TV Size opening theme song. I like when they release high quality versions of the opening theme song with all of the sound effects they play in the series.


Three new songs make an appearance on this disc. Well, kinda three... We get the "No Fade" version of the ending song Ima kaze no naka de (which I intentionally haven't talked about yet), Hi-Dee-Ho Shurikenger, and Hurricane ONDO. Hurricane ONDO is a nice little song by the lovely Hiroko Asakawa while Hi-Dee-Ho Shurikenger is honked...err...sung by Hideaki Takatori. You can tell which of the two I prefer... On top of the new songs, there is also a really good short instrumental version of Kaze yo, Mizu yo, Daichi yo. Really good because it replaces the worst part of that song with a guitar.

The music on this disc is actually pretty boring. Was there a reason we needed a violin version of the ending song at this point in the series? There are some neat new mecha BGM tracks that tie into the Senpuujin and Gourai Senpuujin songs, but otherwise this is all rather drab.

The worst drama yet. I hate Shurikenger's cheesedick voice. HAAAII ARR U REDDDYYYY DREEEMS COOM TROOOO BERRRY ANGRIIII IT'S MEEE NINJA AV NINJAJSANIDASJDNJBJF. Die...and stay dead. I hate you, Shurikenger...


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Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger Ongaku Ninpocho Kyukyoku ogi Box Maki no 4, 5 menkyokaiden ETERNAL EDITION 
COCX-30990-91
2002.11.21

Sold as a set, discs 4 and 5 came in the fancy gold-flecked box you see above to house all five CDs from this series. Pretty neat, huh? You'd have to be pretty hard core to commit to owning these two CDs. It would almost certainly mean that you also own the other three CDs.


On top of the handy box to store all of the CDs, you get a full booklet and two cool puzzles that reveal a new photo every time you make a move. Do I smell a future video...?


Disc 4: The first part of this "loose-end" collection has a glorious secret to tell. It's drama free! That's right! We don't have to listen to the cast scream their way through this disc! Thank...GOD! To make matters better, all of the music on this one is pretty damn good with some variations of previous tracks released.


It may be a scrap collection, but nestled within is Instrumental versions of the opening theme song, Gouraiger~ima, furikaeru toki~, Hi-Dee-Ho! Shurikenger (Meh), and the ending theme song. There is also a track of the music from the Bandai Toy Commercials to finish the disc of. A pretty solid listen, though it feels a little bit incoherent as a whole even though BGM is usually paired with it's corresponding instrumental version song.


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Disc 5: This disc starts with no real build-up. It gets right into it...so really you could consider this an extension of the fourth disc. The first track, in fact, is a short vocal song called Shiawase Shaking Hands by Nao Nagasawa and Azusa Yamamoto. It's pretty terrible, but it was featured in an episode, so it was important that it be included.


The music on this disc is similar to the previous disc--a lot of loose ends and variations of previous works. Again, this set is pretty good. There is a full size instrumental version of Kaze yo, Mizu yo, Daichi yo and an alternate instrumental version of Senpuujin, Suisan!. You gotta love their thoroughness. I really want to say that after listening to all five of these discs that there wasn't a single scrap of music left unreleased. All five are brimmed with content...maybe some of that content should have been left unheard (the drama bits...).


The last track on the fifth disc is the cast version of Hurricaneger, Sanjou!. Well......they can't all be winners. Hahaa.


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Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger Shudaika
CODC-2027
2002.02.21

Does it make sense now? THIS is why I didn't talk about either of the theme songs during my reviews of any of the CDs above. To get the full experience for both of these songs, you have to turn to the single.

This is the last Super Sentai CD to be released on an 8cm Disc. Sure, it comes in a jewel case, but who cares! It's an 8cm Disc!

The opening song, Hurricaneger Sanjou! is sung by Hideaki Takatori. His obnoxious singing style makes him the worst singer in Toei's current line-up (YOFFY get's second prize...bite me, I think he sucks). The weird thing is, Hideaki Takatori almost seems like Hironobu Kageyama's direct replacement...and yet here they are on the same single.


I probably should say something about the opening song itself. Everything I said about the Jetman theme song applies to this one. This song belongs in the early 90s. After a very long string of great theme songs that progressed and adapted with time, this is a gigantic leap backwards. Like a full decade back. It's definitely not the worst theme song, but it sure is annoying as all hell after just one listen.

The series ending song, Ima Kaze no Naka de, is very good by contrast. It may feature a Hironobu Kageyama past his expiration date (do not consume past 1998) but he does a halfway decent job. Man...the more I think about it, the more I think they were trying to remake the Jetman single with this one. Maybe this song isn't as slick as Gaoranger's Heal'n You, but it's a pretty good ballad despite the clear loss of control in Kageyama's voice. I kinda prefer the "No Fade" version on the third Disc over the single version, though.

Karaoke tracks of both theme songs finish out this disc.


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Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger Cho Ninpo CD
TV-Kun Magazine Promotional
2002.09 Issue

Ugh. Why do I do this to myself? I could have just ended this post without admitting that I own this piece of crap.

Alright, I'm just kidding. This CD isn't too bad. You want to know why? It's a drama CD. It isn't a bunch of snippets peppered throughout the BGM you want to hear. This CD features some great sound design and is actually the first appearance of the song Hurricane ONDO. The Hurricane ONDO on this disc is actually different from the version that appears on the third disc since only the first half is vocal. The second half is Karaoke. It's pretty interesting...


Oh, and there are two separate chances to hear Nao Nagasawa absolutely fail her way through trying to sing Hurricane ONDO...once in the first track and again at the very end.


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Recommended Pick: Ten years ago I picked up the box set with all five CDs in it for a whopping ¥900. You might think that's absurd, but the prices are almost as low today. That said, you can get the first disc for ¥1. Go for it. It has all of the BGM that matters and the Senpuujin theme (albeit the short version). Yeah...I guess that's my recommended pick this time around.

Honestly the best content, in my opinion, is on the 4+5 set. You'd have to pay a bit more for it...but I think that's where it's at. My recommended pick is more for someone new to collecting or the casual listener. I don't think a collection of variations and random music warrants a recommendation even if I personally favor it. So yeah, check out the first disc.

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Well, I just knocked an entire series off of my list. It's pretty rare for me to be able to talk about the songs, music, and theme single in just one post. I gotta say, it's a good feeling.

Be sure to check out my CD Collection page for more like this. My final CD Collection post of 2016 will be a batch of random CDs that were released this year. Expect to see that Goranger Music Collection, Ninninger Song Collection, Radirangers, Kamen Rider Amazons, Legend Hero 90's, Super Sentai TV Size Collection... and whatever else I remember between now and then. Next time, however, I will be talking about Ohranger! Stay tuned...

Bye for now!

-CC

P.S. I made a video for the inserts from the Eternal Edition Box Set. Check it out here...


P.S.2 Here are some additional photos that I couldn't quite fit above...